dumpsterfetus:

art

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

officialfrenchtoast:

when u high as fuck & people are talking to u

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corpsepose:

happy easter

jodyrobots:

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

leaving on a high note; done perfectly

jodyrobots:

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

leaving on a high note; done perfectly

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework